He told her that each hour he spent with her was like a pearl. She told him to quit stringing her. A glamorous Hollywood star had her picture taken and fumed at the result. "I can't understand it", she said. "The last time I posed for you, the photographs were heavenly." "Ah, yes' ', the cameraman sighed, "but then I was eight years younger" "Have you ever sold brushes ?" She asked. "No never", he answered. "Well”, she hissed, "you'd better take this one and start selling it to me - here comes my husband".